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Sometimes I make up stories about Gerald saving the universe with his tie.  Sometimes they're more about his glasses but usually they're about his tie.

I think Gerald is probably alive in real life.

Today I thought about Gerald awhile.  It made me feel a little bit better.

I miss Gerald.  I wonder where he is.  He's probably hugging some air that isn't on the internet or using his tie to mop up the blood of bunnies that were run over on the highway.  There's a Gerald shaped hole in my heart right now.

Today I found out about Gerald.  Nedroid drew Gerald and then he agreed to name him Gerald.  I am a very big Gerald fan (I think I'm the biggest but I might be wrong) and I love the way he always wears his tie.

Gerald looks like he is hugging the air.